🎄 Merry Whatever… I Tried Tee

For the ones doing their best, trying their hardest, and still somehow three steps behind the Christmas magic machine — this tee sees you. And honestly? “Merry Whatever” is the most honest holiday greeting we’ve ever heard.
Perfect for the humans who wrapped presents at 1 a.m., burned at least one batch of cookies, and emotionally tapped out somewhere around December 12th. 😅

Throw it on for holiday errands, chaotic family gatherings, or that moment when you decide the tree is “festive enough” and refuse to hang one more ornament. This shirt is holiday realism at its finest — relatable, sarcastic, and downright comforting.

🧵 Quality Details

• Classic fit heavyweight cotton

• Seamless double-needle collar

• Reinforced sleeve & bottom hems

• Taped neck and shoulders for structure + durability

🧶 Fabrication

• Solid Colors: 100% preshrunk jersey knit cotton

• Ash Grey: 99% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton / 1% polyester

• Sport Grey: 90% cotton / 10% polyester

• Heather Colors: 50% cotton / 50% polyester

💗 Choose Your Vibe

• Festive-ish and Barely Hanging On 🎁😅
• Powered by Caffeine & Christmas Chaos 🎄✨

✨ Hoodie Option

Want this design on a hoodie instead? Message us — we can usually make it happen! 💖

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