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🌟 Meet Your “I Left My Dog to Be Here…” Tee

Let’s be honest — if you left your dog at home to deal with humans, the event better be legendary.
This shirt says exactly what you’re thinking… but in a cute, classy, boutique way that only a dog person can pull off.

Perfect for work days, errands, appointments, or any situation where you’d rather be at home nose-booping your furry soulmate.
A little sarcasm. A little truth. A whole lot of dog-parent energy. 🐾

✔ Why You’ll Love It

• Soft, cozy, everyday heavyweight cotton

• Relaxed classic fit — flattering on every body

• Clean minimalist text for that subtle, sassy vibe

• Lets the world know your priorities (and they involve paws)

🧵 Quality Details

• Seamless double-needle collar

• Reinforced sleeve & bottom hems

• Taped neck + shoulders for long-lasting wear

🧶 Fabrication

• Solid Colors: 100% preshrunk cotton

• Ash Grey: 99% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton / 1% poly

• Sport Grey: 90% cotton / 10% poly

• Heather Colors: 50/50 cotton-poly blend

💗 Choose Your Vibe:

• Dog Hair, Don’t Care 🐶✨
• Sarcasm Served Daily😏☕

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