🎅 “All I Want for Christmas Is Freedom” T-Shirt | Holiday Survival Edition

Because nothing says holiday cheer like needing a break from it all. 😏

Santa can keep the presents — you just want five minutes alone and a glass of wine. 🍷
Meet the “All I Want for Christmas Is Freedom” tee: equal parts sarcasm, softness, and seasonal survival.
Made from heavyweight cotton with a relaxed fit, this shirt will keep you cozy through cookie duty, awkward photos, and every “so how’s your love life?” interrogation.

✨ Why You’ll Love It:
💃 Classic Relaxed Fit: Freedom to breathe, snack, and side-eye in peace.
🧵 Clean & Sturdy Finish: Seamless double-needle collar that holds up to holiday chaos.
💪 Durable Design: Double-stitched hems & taped shoulders — stronger than your willpower around sugar cookies.
☁️ Soft & Sassy: 100% preshrunk cotton (heather blends for extra comfort).

💛 Choose Your Vibe:
👉 Add to Cart — 😏 Because you can’t wrap freedom — but you can wear it.
💸 Grab Yours Now — 🎄 Festive enough for Christmas, honest enough for you.
🍷 Treat Yourself — Jesus turned water into wine; you can turn chaos into comedy.

Perfect for wrapping gifts, dodging drama, or silently counting down to January.
🎄 Wear it. Laugh through it. Call it self-care season.

✨ Hoodie Option

Want this design on a hoodie instead? Message us — we can usually make it happen! 💖

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