“Patience Tested: Results Negative” – Sarcastic Humor Hoodie 😏✨

For the one who’s running on caffeine, chaos, and a microscopic patience level — this hoodie says what you’re thinking so you don’t have to.
Perfectly snarky, clean, and to the point, it delivers that dry humor energy people love (or fear just a little).

Soft, warm, and absolutely giftable, it’s ideal for school pickup lines, long checkout queues, office nonsense, family gatherings, holiday shopping marathons, and every “I tried… really, I did” moment.
Wear it anytime you want to make the world laugh without making eye contact. 😏🖤✨

🧵 Quality Details

• Heavy Blend fleece for cozy, all-day comfort
• Double-lined hood with matching drawstring
• Smooth air-jet yarn for a soft, low-pilling feel
• Front pouch pocket (aka your emotional support pocket)
• Rib-knit cuffs & waistband for the perfect snug fit

🧶 Fabrication

• 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Warm, mid-weight feel
• Durable print surface for crisp, clean lettering

💗 Choose Your Vibe

• Running Low on Patience, High on Sass 😌
• Nope. Not Today. Not Ever. 🙅♀️✨
• Sarcasm Level: Fully Charged ⚡️😏
• Calm? Cool? Collected? Absolutely Not. 😂

✨ Hoodie Option

Want this design on a t-shirt instead? Message us — we can usually make it happen! 💖

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