😎🐶 Can’t Stay Long, My Dog Is Waiting For Me Tee – Funny Dog Parent Shirt
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😎🐶 Can’t Stay Long, My Dog Is Waiting For Me Tee – Funny Dog Parent Shirt
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🌟 Meet Your New “I’ve-Got-a-Dog-to-Get-Home-To” Tee
For the dog parents who socialize against their will — this one’s for you.
Perfect for every moment you’re smiling politely while mentally picturing your dog staring at the door like, “Where. Have. You. Been.”
Soft, comfy, and packed with dog-parent truth. Wear it to dinner, errands, awkward gatherings… just not for long. Your dog’s waiting.
✔ Why You’ll Love It
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Cozy heavyweight cotton that feels like a warm hug from your pup
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A classic relaxed fit — flattering, comfy, and zero fuss
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Crisp, bold print that tells the truth so you don’t have to
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A guaranteed conversation starter… or ender (perfect)
🧵 Quality Details
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Seamless double-needle collar
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Reinforced sleeve & bottom hems
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Taped neck & shoulders for long-lasting wear
🧶 Fabrication
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Solid Colors: 100% preshrunk cotton
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Ash Grey: 99% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
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Sport Grey: 90% cotton, 10% polyester
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Heather Colors: 50% cotton, 50% polyester
💗 Choose Your Vibe:
• Dog Hair, Don’t Care 🐾
• Socializing Is Optional, Dogs Aren’t 😎🐶
✨ Hoodie Option
Want this design on a hoodie instead? Message us — we can usually make it happen! 💖
Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| A) Length (inches) | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 33.9 | 35 |
| B) Width (inches) | 36 | 40 | 44 | 48 | 52 | 56 | 59.8 | 63.8 |
| B) Half Chest (inches) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 29.9 | 31.9 |
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