😴😏 Sarcasm & Sleep Tee | Sometimes I’m Sleeping Edition

Because your happiness is no joke — we’re not satisfied until you are.

If sarcasm is your first language — and sleep is your second — this tee is your new personality piece.
“I’m Not Always Sarcastic… Sometimes I’m Sleeping” delivers the perfect mix of attitude, humor, and truth. Soft, comfy, and guaranteed to get a laugh whether you’re awake, tired, or somewhere in between.

✨ Cozy vibes with a side of sass.

🧵 Product Details

• Classic Fit Heavyweight Cotton — soft, durable, and long-lasting

• Seamless double-needle collar for a clean finish

• Reinforced sleeves & bottom hem for extra strength

• Taped neck and shoulders for comfort & structure

Fabrication:

• Solid Colors: 100% preshrunk jersey knit cotton

• Ash Grey: 99% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton / 1% polyester

• Sport Grey: 90% cotton / 10% polyester

• Heather Colors: 50% cotton / 50% polyester

💖 Valerie’s Guarantee

Not grinning yet? We’ll fix it — swap it, refund it, or send a puppy (almost)!
Because joy should fit better than any T-shirt.

💗 Choose Your Vibe:

😴 Nap Queen Energy
😏 Professional Sarcasm Expert

✨ Hoodie Option

Want this design on a hoodie instead? Message us — we can usually make it happen! 💖

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