😏⏱ Sarcasm Tracker Tee | Zero Days & Proud Edition

Because your happiness is no joke — we’re not satisfied until you are.

For anyone who resets their sarcasm counter before breakfast.
This “0 Days Without Sarcasm” tee is the perfect funny reminder that your daily personality comes with commentary.
Soft, durable, and guaranteed to get nods from people who also can’t make it a full 24 hours without a side-eye or a snappy comeback.

✨ A badge of honor for the proudly sarcastic.

🧵 Product Details

• Classic Fit Heavyweight Cotton — comfy, durable, everyday approved

• Seamless double-needle collar for a clean, polished look

• Reinforced sleeves & bottom hem for long-lasting wear

• Taped neck and shoulders for strength and structure

Fabrication:

• Solid Colors: 100% preshrunk jersey knit cotton

• Ash Grey: 99% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton / 1% polyester

• Sport Grey: 90% cotton / 10% polyester

• Heather Colors: 50% cotton / 50% polyester

💖 Valerie’s Guarantee

Not grinning yet? We’ll fix it — swap it, refund it, or send a puppy (almost)!
Because joy should fit better than any T-shirt.

💗 Choose Your Vibe:

😏 Daily Dose of Sarcasm
⏱ Zero Days & Counting

✨ Hoodie Option

Want this design on a hoodie instead? Message us — we can usually make it happen! 💖

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