🎅😎 Santa Sass Tee | You Ain’t Gettin’ Shhh Edition

Because your happiness is no joke — we’re not satisfied until you are.

Santa’s done with everyone’s nonsense — and honestly, same.
This “You Ain’t Gettin’ Shhh!” tee is the perfect mix of Christmas cheer and spicy sarcasm, starring a smug Santa serving peace signs and zero apologies.
Soft, bold, and guaranteed to get laughs whether you’re wrapping gifts, hosting a holiday party, or just trying to survive December.

✨ Naughty list energy, but make it comfy.

🧵 Product Details

• Classic Fit Heavyweight Cotton — durable & soft

• Seamless double-needle collar for a clean finish

• Reinforced double-needle sleeves & hem

• Taped neck and shoulders for lasting structure

Fabrication:

• Solid Colors: 100% preshrunk cotton

• Ash Grey: 99% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton / 1% polyester

• Sport Grey: 90% cotton / 10% polyester

• Heather Colors: 50% cotton / 50% polyester

💖 Valerie’s Guarantee

Not grinning yet? We’ll fix it — swap it, refund it, or send a puppy (almost)!
Because joy should fit better than any T-shirt.

💗 Choose Your Vibe:

🎅 Too Cute to Be on the Nice List
😎 Santa Said What He Said

✨ Hoodie Option

Want this design on a hoodie instead? Message us — we can usually make it happen! 💖

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