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✅ Not g I Left My Dog to Be Here… This Better Be Good” – Funny Dog Parent Teerinning yet? We’ll fix it — swap it, refund it, or send a puppy (almost)!
Because your happiness is no joke — we’re not satisfied until you are

😅 Meet Your “It’s Fine, I’m Fine, Everything’s Fine” Tee

For when everything is definitely not fine…
but you’re out in public, holding it together with caffeine, mascara, and blind optimism.

This tee says exactly what you’re pretending — with just enough sass to make people laugh instead of ask follow-up questions.
Perfect for errand days, chaotic Mondays, school drop-off survival, and anyone running purely on vibes.

✔ Why You’ll Love It

• Soft, breathable everyday cotton

• Classic relaxed fit — comfy, flattering, and meltdown-resistant

• Bold retro-color lettering for that cute 70s mood

• Makes people laugh with you, not at you (we hope 😂)

🧵 Quality Details

• Seamless double-needle collar for a polished finish

• Double-needle sleeve & bottom hems for long-lasting wear

• Taped neck & shoulders — strong enough for “I swear I’m fine” days

🧶 Fabrication

• Solid colors: 100% preshrunk jersey-knit cotton

• Ash Grey: 99% Airlume combed ring-spun cotton / 1% polyester

• Sport Grey: 90% cotton / 10% polyester

• Heather colors: 50% cotton / 50% polyester

💗 Happiness Guarantee

Not grinning yet? We’ll fix it — swap it, refund it, or send a puppy (almost).
Because your happiness is no joke — and we’re not satisfied until you are.

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