“Retired. Under New Management. See Dog for Details.” Tee 🐾✨

For the newly retired human who finally has time to follow the real boss around — the dog.
This tee is for anyone whose retirement schedule now revolves around treat breaks, nap times, sniff walks, and the occasional “sit down, you’re doing too much” look from their furry supervisor.

Soft, playful, and guaranteed to get laughs at breakfast diners, family gatherings, dog parks, golf courses, and anywhere retirees roam.
Wear it proudly and let everyone know: management has changed… please direct all questions to the dog. 😂🐶

🧵 Quality Details

• Classic fit heavyweight cotton
• Seamless double-needle collar
• Reinforced sleeve & bottom hems
• Taped neck and shoulders for durability

🧶 Fabrication

• Solid Colors: 100% preshrunk jersey knit cotton
• Ash Grey: 99% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton / 1% polyester
• Sport Grey: 90% cotton / 10% polyester
• Heather Colors: 50% cotton / 50% polyester

💗 Choose Your Vibe:

• Retired & Running on Dog Time 🐾😌
• Management Changed — Dog’s in Charge 😂🐶
• Retirement Looks Better With a Dog 💛✨
• Ask My Dog… I’m Off Duty 😎🐾

✨ Hoodie Option

Want this design on a hoodie instead? Message us — we can usually make it happen! 💖

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