✨  I Left My Dog to Be Here… This Better Be Good” – Funny Dog Parent Tee

For the dog parent who’d rather be home with the real MVP.
Because let’s be honest — if you left your dog to show up, this event better be worth every fur-covered minute.

✨ Equal parts sarcasm and soft cotton — your new emotional support tee.

🧵 Product Details

• Classic Fit Heavyweight Cotton (soft & sturdy for everyday wear)

• Seamless double-needle collar for a clean look

• Reinforced sleeves and bottom hems for long-lasting style

• Taped neck and shoulders for added comfort

Fabrication:

• Solid Colors – 100% preshrunk cotton jersey knit

• Ash Grey – 99% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton / 1% polyester

• Sport Grey – 90% cotton / 10% polyester

• Heather Tones – 50% cotton / 50% polyester

💖 Valerie’s Guarantee

Not grinning yet? We’ll fix it — swap it, refund it, or send a puppy (almost)!
Because joy should fit better than any T-shirt.

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✨ Hoodie Option

Want this design on a hoodie instead? Message us — we can usually make it happen! 💖

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