🦝💪 Workout Raccoon Tee | Eat Garbage Edition

Because your happiness is no joke — we’re not satisfied until you are.

For those who lift heavy… and snack harder.
This “I Workout So I Can Eat Garbage” tee is the perfect mix of gym humor and raccoon chaos energy — ideal for anyone who’s ever justified cardio with carbs.
Soft, durable, and guaranteed to make people laugh at the gym, at home, or anywhere snacks are involved.

✨ Train. Treat. Repeat.

🧵 Product Details

• Classic Fit Heavyweight Cotton — durable and comfy

• Seamless double-needle collar for a polished look

• Reinforced double-needle sleeves & bottom hem

• Taped neck and shoulders for long-lasting wear

Fabrication:

• Solid Colors: 100% preshrunk cotton

• Ash Grey: 99% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton / 1% polyester

• Sport Grey: 90% cotton / 10% polyester

• Heather Colors: 50% cotton / 50% polyester

💖 Valerie’s Guarantee

Not grinning yet? We’ll fix it — swap it, refund it, or send a puppy (almost)!
Because joy should fit better than any T-shirt.

💗 Choose Your Vibe:

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💪 Lift. Snack. Laugh. Repeat.

✨ Hoodie Option

Want this design on a hoodie instead? Message us — we can usually make it happen! 💖

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