✅ Black Friday Sale – SAVE 25% with code: JOKE25

✅ Printed & shipped from our U.S. factory

✅ Not grinning yet? We’ll fix it — swap it, refund it, or send a puppy (almost)!

Because your happiness is no joke — we’re not satisfied until you are.

For the person who doesn’t take orders… and barely takes suggestions.
This cheeky statement tee brings major “don’t test me today” energy in the cutest, cleanest boutique style. Perfect for days when you want everyone to know you set your own rules — with a smile.

✨ Confident. Comfortable. A whole personality in one shirt.

🧵 Product Details

• Classic Fit Heavyweight Cotton — soft, sturdy, reliable

• Seamless double-needle collar for a smooth finish

• Reinforced sleeves & bottom hem for long-lasting wear

• Taped neck and shoulders for comfort and structure

Fabrication:

• Solid Colors: 100% preshrunk jersey knit cotton

• Ash Grey: 99% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton / 1% polyester

• Sport Grey: 90% cotton / 10% polyester

• Heather Colors: 50% cotton / 50% polyester

💖 Valerie’s Guarantee

Not grinning yet? We’ll fix it — swap it, refund it, or send a puppy (almost)!
Because joy should fit better than any T-shirt.

💗 Choose Your Vibe:

😏 Rules? Not Today
📣 Suggest Lightly

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