😈🔩 Duct Duct Tape Tee | Sarcasm Level: Expert Edition

Because your happiness is no joke — we’re not satisfied until you are.

For those days when someone’s this close to testing your patience.
This bold “Piss Me Off Again & We Play a Game Called Duct, Duct, Tape” tee says exactly what you’re thinking — without you having to say a word.
Soft, durable, and guaranteed to get laughs (or keep troublemakers at a safe distance).

✨ Sassy, sharp, and totally wearable — your new go-to attitude tee.

🧵 Product Details

• Classic Fit Heavyweight Cotton — comfy, structured, long-lasting

• Seamless double-needle collar for comfort & durability

• Reinforced double-needle sleeves & bottom hem

• Taped neck and shoulders for added strength

Fabrication:

• Solid Colors: 100% preshrunk jersey knit cotton

• Ash Grey: 99% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton / 1% polyester

• Sport Grey: 90% cotton / 10% polyester

• Heather Colors: 50% cotton / 50% polyester

💖 Valerie’s Guarantee

Not grinning yet? We’ll fix it — swap it, refund it, or send a puppy (almost)!
Because joy should fit better than any T-shirt.

💗 Choose Your Vibe:

😈 Patience: Deleted
🔩 Duct Tape Always Wins

✨ Hoodie Option

Want this design on a hoodie instead? Message us — we can usually make it happen! 💖

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