🎄 All I Want for Christmas Is 5 Minutes Alone Tee

For the moms, the dads, the caretakers, the introverts, the “I love you but please stop talking to me for one second” crew — this one’s for you.
A hilarious (and painfully relatable) holiday tee that tells the truth without saying a word… except it does say it, loudly, clearly, and with zero apologies. 😅🎅

Perfect for cookie baking, last-minute shopping, holiday parties, family chaos, pajama days, or any moment you’re this close to hiding in the pantry with a snack and no explanation.

Wear it with pride. Wear it with humor. Wear it because Santa can’t help you, but this shirt can. 😉

🧵 Quality Details

• Classic fit heavyweight cotton

• Seamless double-needle collar

• Reinforced sleeve & bottom hems

• Taped neck and shoulders for structure + durability

🧶 Fabrication

• Solid Colors: 100% preshrunk jersey knit cotton

• Ash Grey: 99% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton / 1% polyester

• Sport Grey: 90% cotton / 10% polyester

• Heather Colors: 50% cotton / 50% polyester

💗 Choose Your Vibe

• Santa, I Need a Timeout 🎄😅
• Christmas Chaos Coordinator ✨🎁

✨ Hoodie Option

Want this design on a hoodie instead? Message us — we can usually make it happen! 💖

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