⭐️ 😏 99% Chance I Don’t Care Tee
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⭐️ 😏 99% Chance I Don’t Care Tee
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✨ 99% Chance I Don’t Care | Funny Everyday Sarcasm Tee
Because sometimes the most honest thing you can wear… is printed right on your shirt. 😌✨
Because your happiness is no joke — even if your shirt absolutely is.
Meet the 99% Chance I Don’t Care Tee — the perfect blend of comfy, sarcastic, and “I’m only here because I had to.” Soft, durable, and effortlessly cool, this tee delivers peak attitude without saying a word.
Wear it to school pick-ups, grocery aisles, staff meetings, awkward social events…
or anywhere someone might expect you to care more than you actually do.
✨ Why You’ll Love It:
😎 Comfy Classic Fit: Relaxed enough for errands, cozy enough for couch days.
🧵 Built Tough: Seamless double-needle collar + double-stitched hems.
💪 Handles Real Life: Taped neck & shoulders to survive all the things you don’t care about.
☁️ Soft & Reliable: 100% preshrunk cotton (heather blends for extra softness).
💛 Choose Your Vibe:
😏 Because honestly… you don’t care, but you want it.
💸 Grab Yours Now — 🖤 Attitude included (effort not required).
🎁 Gift It — Perfect for the friend who always says what everyone else is thinking.
✨ Hoodie Option
Want this design on a hoodie instead? Message us — we can usually make it happen! 💖
Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| A) Length (inches) | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 33.9 | 35 |
| B) Width (inches) | 36 | 40 | 44 | 48 | 52 | 56 | 59.8 | 63.8 |
| B) Half Chest (inches) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 29.9 | 31.9 |
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