✨ 99% Chance I Don’t Care | Funny Everyday Sarcasm Tee

Because sometimes the most honest thing you can wear… is printed right on your shirt. 😌✨

Because your happiness is no joke — even if your shirt absolutely is.

Meet the 99% Chance I Don’t Care Tee — the perfect blend of comfy, sarcastic, and “I’m only here because I had to.” Soft, durable, and effortlessly cool, this tee delivers peak attitude without saying a word.

Wear it to school pick-ups, grocery aisles, staff meetings, awkward social events…
or anywhere someone might expect you to care more than you actually do.

✨ Why You’ll Love It:

😎 Comfy Classic Fit: Relaxed enough for errands, cozy enough for couch days.
🧵 Built Tough: Seamless double-needle collar + double-stitched hems.
💪 Handles Real Life: Taped neck & shoulders to survive all the things you don’t care about.
☁️ Soft & Reliable: 100% preshrunk cotton (heather blends for extra softness).

💛 Choose Your Vibe:

  😏 Because honestly… you don’t care, but you want it.
💸 Grab Yours Now — 🖤 Attitude included (effort not required).
🎁 Gift It — Perfect for the friend who always says what everyone else is thinking.

✨ Hoodie Option

Want this design on a hoodie instead? Message us — we can usually make it happen! 💖

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