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✅ Printed & shipped from our U.S. factory

✅ Not grinning yet? We’ll fix it — swap it, refund it, or send a puppy (almost)!

Because your happiness is no joke — we’re not satisfied until you are.

The most accurate golf instructions ever created:

1. Swing.

2. Swear.

3. Look for the ball.

4. Repeat.

This hilarious tee is perfect for anyone who’s ever hit the greens with confidence… and lost the ball seconds later. Soft, durable, and guaranteed to bring a laugh whether you’re golfing, grilling, or relaxing on the weekend.

✨ For golfers who don’t take themselves too seriously — but take their snacks and sarcasm very seriously.

🧵 Product Details

• Classic Fit Heavyweight Cotton — durable + comfortable

• Seamless double-needle collar for a polished look

• Reinforced sleeves & hem for strength and longevity

• Taped neck and shoulders for structure and comfort

Fabrication:

• Solid Colors: 100% preshrunk jersey knit cotton

• Ash Grey: 99% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton / 1% polyester

• Sport Grey: 90% cotton / 10% polyester

• Heather Colors: 50% cotton / 50% polyester

💖 Valerie’s Guarantee

Not grinning yet? We’ll fix it — swap it, refund it, or send a puppy (almost)!
Because joy should fit better than any T-shirt.

💗 Choose Your Vibe:

🏌️♂️ Weekend Warrior Swing
🤣 Par? Never Met Her

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