🐶 🐾 Apparently… I Can’t Adopt All the Dogs (Rude But Okay)

Some rules make sense…
And then there’s “You can’t adopt ALL the dogs, Valerie.”
Rude. But okay. (Not really okay, though.)

This tee was made for every dog-obsessed human who has already mentally named 14 rescue pups and arranged where they'd sleep. Soft, comfy, classic, and guaranteed to spark at least three conversations at the grocery store.

Perfect for:
🐾 Rescue lovers
🐾 “Dog > humans” believers
🐾 People who walk into a shelter “just to look”
🐾 And anyone with a sense of humor and a soft spot for pups

✨ Product Details

• Classic Fit Heavyweight Cotton (your soft, sturdy everyday go-to)

• Seamless double-needle collar for a polished finish

• Reinforced sleeve + bottom hems

• Taped neck & shoulders for long-lasting wear

Fabrication:

• Solid Colors: 100% preshrunk cotton

• Ash Grey: 99% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester

• Sport Grey: 90% cotton, 10% polyester

• Heather Colors: 50% cotton, 50% polyester

💗 Choose Your Vibe

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• 🌸 Shop Faith & Kindness🐶 🐾 Apparently… I Can’t Adopt All the Dogs (Rude But Okay)

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