⭐ “Brain Logged Out” – Inactivity Error Hoodie 🧠💤

Because your happiness is no joke — we’re not satisfied until you are.

For the one whose brain regularly clocks out without warning… this hoodie is your daily status update.
Perfect for long days, short attention spans, forgotten passwords, mental reboots, and every time your mind just… spins the loading wheel.

Soft, sarcastic, and instantly relatable, it’s made for workdays, lazy days, errand days, and any moment you need the world to know you’re currently running on 0% memory.

Wear it to the office, school drop-off, coffee runs, tech support calls, or anywhere you’d like lowered expectations.
It’s witty, boutique-clean, and guaranteed to make fellow “mentally logged-out” humans smile.

🧵 Quality Details

• Heavy blend hoodie (50% cotton / 50% polyester)
• Double-lined hood with matching drawstring
• Air jet yarn for softer feel + reduced pilling
• Front pouch pocket for warmth & essentials
• Rib knit cuffs & waistband with spandex for a snug, comfy fit

🧶 Fabrication

• 50% cotton / 50% polyester
• Air jet yarn = plush feel + minimal pilling
• Durable construction for everyday wear

💗 Choose Your Vibe

• Currently Logged Out 🧠
• Low Battery… Please Wait ⚠️
• Memory Not Found 😅
• Mentally Rebooting — Please Stand By ✨

✨ Tee Option

Want this design on a t-shirt instead? Message us — we can usually make it happen! 💖

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