😡 Not woke. Not wireless. Just DONE with everyone.

Introducing the “Boldly Old” tee — for grumpy boomers, sarcastic seniors, and anyone who remembers when gas was affordable and nobody cared about hashtags.

🛑 No filter. No patience. Just vintage attitude and a bad back.

Whether you’re yelling at clouds, kids on your lawn, or politicians — do it in style.

👕 Perfect for retired rebels, old-school rule breakers, and boomer legends who still scare the WiFi out of Gen Z.

⚡️Limited stock — because we nap at 3. Grab yours now.