🐾 Retired — Promoted to Stay-at-Home Dog Mom Tee

You clocked out of the 9–5…
and stepped into the real full-time job: spoiling your dog like it’s your purpose.

This tee is made for the woman who’s retired from paperwork, meetings, and deadlines — but fully employed in belly rubs, treat distribution, cuddle shifts, and long emotional conversations with her dog. Soft, funny, and guaranteed to make fellow dog lovers smile at the grocery store.

Perfect for retirement life, park strolls, morning coffee runs with your furry coworker, or any moment you proudly embrace your new title: Stay-at-Home Dog Mom. 🐶💖

🧵 Quality Details

• Classic fit heavyweight cotton

• Seamless double-needle collar

• Reinforced sleeve & bottom hems

• Taped neck and shoulders for long-lasting durability

🧶 Fabrication

• Solid Colors: 100% preshrunk jersey knit cotton

• Ash Grey: 99% Airlume combed cotton / 1% polyester

• Sport Grey: 90% cotton / 10% polyester

• Heather Colors: 50% cotton / 50% polyester

💗 Choose Your Vibe:

• Retired, Relaxed & Pet-Obsessed 🐾😌
• More Treats, Less Stress 🍖💕
• Dog Hair Is My New Uniform 🐶✨
• Living My Best Dog Mom Era 🌸🐾

✨ Hoodie Option

Want this design on a hoodie instead? Message us — we can usually make it happen! 💖

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