🐶 “I’d love to… but my dog said no” Tee

For the dog parent who cancels plans with zero guilt —
because your dog’s emotional stability comes first.

This tee is soft, sarcastic, and painfully relatable. Perfect for introverts, homebodies, dog-obsessed humans, or anyone who uses their dog as an excuse (which, frankly, is always a valid excuse).
Wear it to errands, coffee dates, the dog park, or anytime you need a socially acceptable way to say:
“Hard pass. My dog needs me.” 😂🐾

🧵 Quality Details

• Classic fit heavyweight cotton

• Seamless double-needle collar

• Reinforced sleeve & bottom hems

• Taped neck and shoulders for durability and comfort

🧶 Fabrication

• Solid Colors: 100% preshrunk jersey knit cotton

• Ash Grey: 99% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton / 1% polyester

• Sport Grey: 90% cotton / 10% polyester

• Heather Colors: 50% cotton / 50% polyester

💗 Choose Your Vibe:

• Booked & Busy… By My Dog 🐾😌
• Zero Plans. Zero Shame. All Dog. 😂🐶
• Staying Home With My Dog Is Self-Care 💛✨
• Sorry, Humans. I’m Taken. 🐕❤️

✨ Hoodie Option

Want this design on a hoodie instead? Message us — we can usually make it happen! 💖

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