🐾 “Not Today Humans. Only Dogs.” Tee

Some days you just can’t with people —
but dogs? Always. Yes. Absolutely.

This bold, bubbly design is perfect for dog lovers who prefer wagging tails over human chaos. Cute, sassy, and instantly relatable, it’s the kind of tee that gets knowing nods everywhere you go. Perfect for errands, the dog park, vet visits, cozy weekends, or anytime you need the world to understand your priorities. 😂🐶💛

🧵 Quality Details

• Classic fit heavyweight cotton

• Seamless double-needle collar

• Reinforced sleeve & bottom hems

• Taped neck and shoulders for long-lasting durability

🧶 Fabrication

• Solid Colors: 100% preshrunk jersey knit cotton

• Ash Grey: 99% Airlume combed cotton / 1% polyester

• Sport Grey: 90% cotton / 10% polyester

• Heather Colors: 50% cotton / 50% polyester

💗 Choose Your Vibe:

• My Social Battery Runs on Dogs 🐾⚡
• People? Maybe Later. Dogs? Always. 😌🐶
• Dog Hair > Human Drama ✨😂
• Love Me, Love My Dog. That’s the Rule. 💛

✨ Hoodie Option

Want this design on a hoodie instead? Message us — we can usually make it happen! 💖

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