Who says comfort can’t come with attitude? Our Heavy Blend Hoodie (and matching tees) are made for people who like their humor how they like their coffee — bold, a little bitter, and absolutely necessary to survive the day.

Crafted from a cozy 50/50 cotton-poly blend, this hoodie feels soft enough to nap in but tough enough to handle all the nonsense life throws at you. The air jet yarn gives it that buttery soft feel, and the double-lined hood means your sarcasm stays warm and stylish all season long.

With its front pouch pocket (for snacks, phones, or hiding from people), rib-knit cuffs, and waistband that actually keeps its shape, this hoodie is built for everyday wear — from caffeine-fueled mornings to IDGAF evenings.

Whether you’re rocking nurse humor, dog-parent sass, or classic “I’m not wrong, just louder” energy — this hoodie is your go-to uniform for fun, comfort, and unapologetic sarcasm.